Seriously. It is bad enough that work has taught me that it is possible to eavesdrop on someone using a cell phone even if the cell phone is powered down! But that is not good enough for you, is it? You have to point me in the direction of such disturbing news as Chinese Cyborg Pigeons!
I have had it. No more. I shall await the future huddled in the corner with my blankie and my baseball bat.