I am so tired of the headlines today. Economy this. Blagojevich that. Blah, blah, blah! I want to read about something different. I mean come on, we are living in the twenty-first century. I don’t want the same tired old scandals. I want something better.
Like hovercars. Or monkeys with human brains. Or genetic abominations coming to enslave humanity. Oh, wait. I am pretty sure that some alarmists think that the Obamas are proof that this has already happened.