I need a shave. And a haircut. I sincerely doubt that this would cost me “two bits” anywhere in this country.
Next week, my family is scattering to various locations. Since I will have Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday off, I think that I shall use the opportunity to disappear. I also suspect that means that I will have to do my laundry Monday afternoon/evening. Disappearing is easier when I have clean clothes.
I have been told for the umpteen zillionth time that I need to write a book filled with things from my life. I have also been told for the spammle-plexth time that I am a weirdness magnet. I remain skeptical of both claims. I wonder whether I should perform some double blind tests?