Also, I practiced riding my unicycle yesterday for the first time. I need to buy a new air pump since the pressure was a little low and my old pump just does not seem to cut the mustard, but I am pretty sure that I can get the hang of this. Still, I expect much falling in the near future. Bruises shall ensue.
Hmm, Stephen Crane wrote of the “red badge of courage.” Perhaps I should write of the “purple badge of foolishness” …?